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The Alamance Gleaner y0, XXXIII. GRAHAM, N. C, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1907. NO. 44 JUST ONE that word is ,, .S3 v ' refers to Dr.Tutt's Liver, PUIs tsi, jtmS HEALTH. J ' Are vou constipated? Troubled with Indigestion? Sick headache? - " -" , Vlrtigo? ,v u-( , Bilious? Insomnia? . 'v nf these symptom and many others frLteUiactlonofti LIVER 1 ca. You 3STo3L Take No Substitute. PROFESSIONAL CARDS " WALTER E. WALKER, M.D. gilaham,iCc'!5v-;;:;': Office over Bank of A la xnanoe Up Stairs. . ' jiS-Office hours 8 to-10 A. M. " I-Thone 80-b (and 197-a). 1. tf ILL S. L0.0, JR. PENT'ST ' Graham - North Carolina OFFICE is SIMMONS BUILDING JACOB A. L0N8. J V 'MER LONG. LONG & LONG, Attorneys and Counselor t J'.aw. GRAHAM, K. . "V - J, S. COO DEC, Attorney-tLnw, - GRAHAM, '::;N.::0, Office Patterson Building Beoona Floor. . . . 'r--T-- C A. HALL, V ; ATTORNEY AND COCKSELLOB-AT-LAW, GRAHAM,' N.'C' . Office in the Bank of Alamance Bulding. up stairs. . . . Iohh Oka it t-tuov.'.-,. W. P. BTKUK, 3a, iikMJM & BYNUM, Attorney and Counaelora at Xttw . (i.vt-KNSBOBO, S U. . Practice resmlarlv in the court of Alk mance county. . ..AOS. 8, 9 !) ROB'T C. STRUDWICK Attorney-at-Law, GREENSBORO Jf. C. Practices in the' courts of Ala mance and Guilford counties. roil. BUBanali T. totter advertise the Santa's &eadlaa Mm Celiac, Jmt lew scholarships are riml 1 Moh MoUoa at leal thu .oak , WST DBUAT. WMT TODAY. , 6A-ALA. BUSQTBS3 COLLEQE, MacflD,Gl Grahah Unde writers Agency. 8COTT & ALDRICHT. Graham, N. C Offlo. of - Scott-Mebanb M'f'o Co. OVERALLS. ' ' GRAHAM, N. 0, Apr. 13,1907. "AS-A. SCOTT, Agent BoaUnrn Uve Stock Id. Oos -. Graham, K.C. tBAH8IB- . . "We beg to aokoowled reeelpt ot jotir firorof (h 11th, .ooloMuc check No. TOfoi HW, tin Mm beln In tult payment MmreUlm under policy No. VI, ooveilnf JMorance on our Iron Grr Dray Home, hlcli died on the niirhtof toe Mh Inet. w. wlB to thank you for the promptneaa hteh your com pan r aim handled lull low will my, q nusiiig, that a company of eharaeler ha. Ion been needed In our ?;e, and in view of the email premium w. no un. riKHild bo without toauraaoa a their lire ttoek. , Totir. Terr truly, ' " " SOOTT-MMfiAH S k'Ff 00.. . H, W. Scott. Correspondence Solicited.. :. OFFOt AT THE BANKOF ALAMAKCE ARE YOU ; V 1 Up .'r"--- TO DATE -' If yon are not th Kewi ak Obestm ia. Subscribe for it at and it will keep too abreast the times. F nil Associated Prens dispatch AD the news foreigB, do "tic, aational state and local H the time, Daily News and Obserrer $7 Pwyear, 3.50 for 6 moa. edJy'korth Carolinian ft P1 Tear, 50c lor 6 mot. KEWS & OCSE RYES PUB. CO ' Raligii, N. C Thslfonh Cirolloian and Tfc UJiaxc GixAtxa will be srit yecr i r To PollAnt, Cah dTajie. r, ijalTHiGiJumrs Sob, Gva ' C The Scrap Book Not the 8amc. A young woman who has recently taken charge of a kindergarten enter ed a trolley car and as she took her seat smiled pleasantly at a gentleman sitting opposite. He raised his hat, but It was- evident that he did not know her. Realizing her error, she said In tones audible throughout the entire car: "Oh, please excuse me! I mistook you for the father of two of my chil dren!" She left the car at the next corner. ;? PETITION OP THE PLODDER. Lord, lot me not be too content With life in trifling service spent Make me aspire. When days with petty cares are filled. Let me with fleeting thought be thrilled Of something higher. Help me to long for mental grace To struggle with the commonplace I dally And. May little deeds not bring to fruit A crop of little thoughts to suit A shriveled mind. I do not ask for place among Great thinkers who have taught and sung And scorned to bend Under the trifles of the hour. t only would not lose the power To comprehend. Independent. Competition With the Almighty. When the first tracks of the Illinois Central . railroad were being laid in southern Illinois the superintendent of construction went one day for a drink of water to a well beside the cabin of an old Kentucky darky, who had found freedom and philosophy on the north side of the Ohio river. The old man was smoking his corncob pipe In the shade of bis sycamore tree. "Well, Uncle Sambo," said the rail road builder as he hung up the gourd on the well sweep again, "don't you do any work at all?" "Me? Yasa, sahr. I work six months every winter on a flatboat on dat river yonder." "Well, I suppose when we get the railroad through you will want to come In with us and get a job on a flat car." - "No, sahr! - Ain't nevah goln' to be 'nough work on your railroad to keep no man busy six months In the yah. Can't yo see dat river yonder, flowln', flowin'? Lord he made dat river to float things down on, and der ain't no use buildin' a railroad to enter Into competition with de Almighty." Polite James. "James, I wish you would not come to school with such dirty bands. What would you say If I came to school with soiled hands?" "I wouldn't say anything," was the prompt reply. "I'd be too polite." An Evidence of Good Training. When young Meagles took the train for Harvard his father said: "As soon as you find out let me know If you have passed your entrance ex aminations." Two days later, In the midst of mak ing a heavy deal, he received the fol lowing telegram: "Yes. J. Meagles, Jr." Somewhat preoccupied and puzzled, be telegraphed back: 'Tea, what?" The well trained son wired back: "Yes, sir." A Saf Remedy. His sleep bad been disturbed nightly by the howling on his own back fence of his neighbor's cat At last In de spair be consulted his lawyer. "There sits the eat every night on onr fence," he explained, "and he yowls and yowls and yowls. Now, I don't want to have any trouble with this neighbor, and I want you to sug gest a remedy. I am well within my rights If I shoot the cat, am I notr "I would hardly say that," replied the legal light "The cat does not be long to yon, as I understand It" , - "No."' ' . "And the fence does?" "Yes." "Then I think it safe to say that you have a perfect right to tear down the fence." Lipplncott'a. BafaVe Ha Ban For President rv.. r in mnii raas " aala Wil liam Jennings Bryan. "I was asked to speak la Ohio In one of the campaigns. I went out loaded with a long address. The meeting was a Dig one. m ii. th. iio ct sneakers. The chairman looked me over as the third man was finishing.. Apparenu, -am w- . tt .kit anmathlnoL for M uD- toed ever to my chair and asked to a whisper, Excuse me, air. Ao you spaalt or slngf " ; , : ' ' Train tC racultias. . . . ' Nikola eela was talking about fcis atndent days at Prafneu frVnvember well.- b. satt -sa oU prof of great origJV end acu men. . This prtfer lnaurtedootta ram. of a- fre. na. of tbapoapttr. (acuities and was always pointing sol the need for this use to stranga ways. ns day oa arising to lecture ho t 'WUmm roo oo TJ faculties of obserratioo -J H. laid oa tba labia before aba a rot Med wttH soma rUm sasHlng Jbemlcal compound- thick bww -TOsmYwag a student' aa oo. 1 did not fear to my " tTr.' dipped Ws anger pot and the stuck his tags a Taste gtaneuteu; immw - . aaid. smiling grimly. - I Tb. mi pot J?iJZ elaas. and ooa af tot ma Bngars to n ana yjyZr.7Z7 cWb. The tasto "of fna fit Brown SSound was fcorrtUa . wry faces and aplnttarad. - C fgo t aor watched us will a grtoi smfla. -Wbea tba pot was Anally return! to aha his thin Bps parted, and tttfetu a dry chortle. -1 mn.t m. gtlemV aJd, that yo do not na yowr farclOaa ai beeri j'.if-;. " Te bad looked mora Lrtoarry ,t W,oo wtwkl MTT Out t'H fur: I imt mM"Zm nt IX- :ir 1 dipped tato tbO pot naiUutKv Ilrrald. - ' , Vicarious Punishment. A mother brought her little boy to school for his first time and said to the teacher: "This little boy Is very delicate, as he is afther a fit of harmonya on the loongs, but if he does anything bould and I know he will bate the wan next to him, an' 'twill frighten him." A Reoord Breaker. A clergyman one Sunday morning was exhorting those who had troubled consciences to be sure and call on their pastor for guidance and prayer. "To show you, my brethren, the blessed results of these visits with your pastor," said he. "I will state to you that only yesterday a gentleman of wealth called upon me for counsel and instruction, and now, today, my friends today he sits among us, not only a Christian, but a happy husband and father." A young lady in the audience whis pered to a matron, "Wasn't that pretty quick work?" Ladles' Home Journal. A Farcical Vengeance. A magazine editor was congratulat ing Richard Harding Davis on the suc cess of his farces. "You handle the farce," said the edi tor, "as skillfully as you used to handle the short story. Ytou have the gift of seeing everything In a farcical light Could you treat farcically the situation of a wife's elopement with her bus band'B friend? Would you get any fun out of a situation so grimly sad and horrible as that?" Mr. Davis laughed. "One of the principals in Just such a situation," he said, "got a good deal of fun out of it I allude to the deserted husband. He got fun and a terrible re venge as well. This deserted husband sent the aforesaid best friend a packet and the following letter: " 'Dear Sir Please hand the Inclosed set of false teeth to my late wife and ask her to be so good as to return my father's, which. In the hurry of the mo ment, she took by mistake.' " Making Home Attractive. A district visitor In the slums of Lon don asked the wife of a notorious drinker why she did not keep her hus band from the public bouse. "Why don't you make your home look more attractive?" she asked. Tin sure I've tried 'ard to make it omellke. ma'am." was the reply. 'Tto took up the parlor carpet and sprin kled sawdust on the floor and put a beer barrel in the corner, but, lor", ma'am, It ain't made a bit of differ ence !" Where Johnny Put tha Q." A teacher in a New England school had found great difficulty In training her pupils to pronounce final "g." One day when a small boy was reading he came to a sentence that he pronounced as follows: "What a good time I am havinT "No, Johnny," Interrupted the teach er, "you made a mistake. . Don't you remember' what I've been telling you? Try that last sentence again." Johnny reread as before, "What a good time I am havinT "No, no," said the teacher a Uttle Im patiently. "Don't you know all I've told you about pronouncing the 'g?T' . Johnny's face lightened, and he be gan again confidently, "Gee, what a good time I am havinT Everybody. Easily Satisfied. ' . I HhnnirhnMav. hearing that the bank In which be kept bis savings had fail ed, rushed around with his bankbook and demanded his money, i w" began to count It out tint. tm tt have Te?" said Shaughnessy, with a sigh of relief. "Kape It then. VI oon i want it long as ya have It" H t Pals ef the President rvonl CTnrrr Hall of Pittsburg WSS In London riding on top of a bus. Hs ..v h mhvpp aeveral ffuastions, and then the driver said, "You hare not one of boa, elrr ' - "No," Hatt, replied! "1 am an Amer ican.' Hamerlca Is a ana place, sir. ui ved there ones." . , ' -: -Wherer . ' ' m. .if ni lived to Washington. Hi was' coachmsn for -Blr rraderlck nr nmr when ' was mlnliter there, su-.' wa was most familiar wits the hold Grant sir. when be were praav AM ninat '.miliar , -How was tbatr toQulred tha as- tonisbed HaB.-'T mm .If mv maratar wsa Is per tickler friend-oet perOckler. Mnyl tba alght I nave amen in w w White House and sat there. Tin on the Unslde an tne bon the boutaida, for ours af a Uma.--' ;: 5 . , 4 emMMmaBaaaamaaw - - . - Uttle Acts ef Kindneea. wiiiv'i mot bar had mada a Dotut of teaching aba to be kind to animala. Oh, inotber," be cxdahned on day. Tm sure yo wlU Ska the Uttle girl who's moved to next door! She's ss innka Uka a nice little S1TV aald Walter's atother. nana I tnmn s shall like her, bet bow la sua gnu w Wo bad soma chestnuts just, bow, aha fntnul a WortB In 004. Sd SbS dktnt-eat-tr- Upptneotrs. t." What Worried MarVa IUtitas t na alwava tell mat f WU aVa ty and preearioos and tbesoxna and Deertabi cbQd and Bred ufSstf aa miirlnaa dnrina? the first aewaa roars af my Bfa. I aaked my toother about this to ber- old age one was m aw aixlrty-eightn yearand said: 1 suppoao that daring all that Cm jam were uneasy about mr . Tea, the whole dm." Afraid I wonldat Href After a reflective paaea, astsnafbty a think out the facts! . -y afraid you weuld." Kilt Swaia to Hero. AaaeHcaa Berfcrr. A Oeed tarfr . A good hick bee of Japancaw paper baa frffl and twisted top. When corned the bos Is Dk a Bower, which frveale a second box aeldavTais ttu Oe bos to the trpmitorj for a omaJl CbriatsaS gift - Cawt Pad aeat k pretty corset P sachet of (be usual shape la p'e Wo satin WT and with a rrortarted OTer of. pal Mo silk. ' . MARRIAGE LOTTERIES. Business 8chcmea In Whloh Husbands " Were the Premiums. . Some years ago a tailor of Bnu Bels took into his employ a young man on tho stipulation that he should be allowed to dispose of him in marriage, ' When tho agreement was signed the tailor widely advertised tho fact that ho had in stock a husband to bestow upon tho widow" or maiden who should bring him the most cus tom during the year. ' Keen competition resulted. ' At the end of the year it was found that the prize had been won bv widow of sixty years. Quito glee fully she took her husband home and introduced him to her eight sons. It is said that she was. so well pleased with her bargain thai she induced a large number of rela tives to give their patronage to the tailor permanently. : This idea of the tailor seemed good to a number of other business men -of the continent, and for a time there" was quite an eruption of advertisements and posters an nouncing husbands to be disposed ot , Every New Year's day a large Viennese firm of bootmakers was wont to offer a husband to the lady whose foot was considered to be the smallest and most-'shapely of the year, guaranteeing at the same time to set the couple up in business should such help be needed. For over twenty years was this practice continued, until the head of the firm, an old widower, fell in love with and himself married the Cinderella footed lady, who, being of an ultra jealous disposition, sternly vetoed the custom's contin uance. . . 'V'- :. Only recently a Berlin tradesman issued a circular promising to be stow a husband, fn the person of bis son, upon the spinster who shall within , year's space collect the most coupons,' one of which is given with each purchase to the value of S marks. . To the' prize husband as a wedding gift he has promised to be stow a share in hia business. - Some years ago a Leeds firm cir culated among its customers attrac tive tokens, whereon was depicted a stylishly dressed man surrounded by ther legend, "A Husband For a Guinea,', signifying ; that such ai expended that amount on the firm's goods were allowed one chance in a raffle for an eligible young man, the junior partner in the house- London Tit-Bits. Ways of the Cuban. Without doubt the best index to Cuban character is to be found in his conversation. Standing in the streets of hia native village) sober, discussing with his neighbor crops, the weather or other like common place, he" habitually uses an excited manner, florid language and exag gerated gesticulation that elsewhere In the world would cause perhaps his reproof for disorder or put hint under suspicion of being drunk of a lunatic. A popular and oft re peated proverb, 44 A man has no small enemies." affords almost ai rood a pointer. This means that of T i -L i j v: -i equal imporiaiice ia na view ja u threat of a pin prick or of the dead ly stroke of a dagger. Such an emo tional, unselfcontained nature, such an exaggerated, strained view of things, can but constantly lead te foolish extremes. Army and Navy life. - ;.. '--:V-,'-."r Fruit Cures. ;' ,; "Grapes are wonderful things," laid a wine grower. , In Switzer land they have in the autumn a grape cure. Thousands of anaemii snd nervous persons are benefited l . Vmli-r i m ItnnrA fmnik of grapes every ten minutes all day long, tneir cneeas soon mourn, mj tMn MMmv thai fiaaltTn a crain. "Fruit, all fruit, is medicinal. Af a drink cure and as a blood purmer. ta hatta than an armlei ili yon ever hear of currant leal poultices for goutr 'iney are excei. fant t aaanr Ton. And black cur rant felly in water is a remedy foi aWwSaSB) ThvVaai'!. Tinea pples are good for diphthe ria, straw Demes jot rneamauain, wnlK.nr inira fnr fevara. elderber ry for chills and lemon for colds, tor beadacne and lor Due. unoa- ttati Enquirer. A aUller No La near. ' : Painting is almost a continnoui a-Jea-iwtalTtaam Afl MMlHm fit i.flel iVtr&flJ) SVI aVSSSB asa--aT aa-wew w linara "On a certain shin one day, said a traveler, 1 put my band on a freshly pain tea venixia- ta mnA arfnila remarinr the whitl w. , p wj smear I fell into eonversation wiu the seaman who was responsible lot erv .1 J 1 the trouble, lie was an mumij ot.n and Kb had visited maOT CUt- j undish places. As he plied thi trnan we naa an uitrmung TTnar Inns' hat VOU been a SaQotf said I finall r. Baflor V the old mas grumWed, dipping his brush into the can. Bleaa yer heart, sir, I'm BS seilor nowsdars. Tib a bloomia' artist, that's wot I amr ' Satila. a tut Mae le It Aa Irtahmen wbo bad atartad ptaa. tography went tot a abop to porctuMS a small bottte to which to mix eosse f bla eolotJoaa. Keetng one be want- ad. b aaked bow macs It woeua D. Wea" aald tbe cbetnlst. It wlB be twvpeetce as It la. not II you wast any thing to it I won't charge yeaj for the bottlav" TaKb. aor ." aald Fat. tbem put a cork ta K.--Le4aei Queen. OctVItt' Utile tuny RUcra, Mttaaeuaa. fAB ON RURAL ROADS Mileage and Cost of Public High ways In United States. TEXAS FIRST, MISSOURI NEXT Outside of Settlements In 1904 United Statea Had 2,161,570 Miles But 7.14 Per Cent ef ; All American Roads 'Have Been Improved. ' While it is known In a general way that some parts of the United States have made greater progress than oth ers In the improvement of tho publlo roads and that enormous sums are ex pended annually on road construction and repairs, there has been no Infor mation compiled up to tbe present time showing Just what has been accom plished and bow much Is expended an nually for this purpose in the United States, says a Washington dispatch to the Bt Louis Republic. The office of the public roads In the agricultural department recently com pleted tbe collection, compilation and publication or information irom every county of the United States In regard to the mileage of Improved and unim proved country roads In the year 1004, anil tha exnendltnrea on roads and bridges from property and poll taxes. bond issues and state tunas unaer me state aid laws, and the amount of val ue of the labor -expended under the statute labor laws. . In 1004 there were 2.151.670 miles Of nnhlln rnnrlB In the United States.' Of this mileage 108,232.9 miles were sur faced and gravel, 88,021.7 miles were stone, and 0,800.7 miles were special materials, such as shells, sand-clay, oil and brick, making in all 153,664.8 miles of Improved road. From this It follows that T.14 ner cent of all the roads In tha United States have been Improved By comparing the tout roau mueag wlih tha area of all the states and ter ritories It appears that there was .73 of a mile of road per square mile of territory. A comparison of road mile age with population shows that there was one mile of road to every thirty five Inhabitants and one mile of im proved road to every 402 Inhabitants. Tbe 2,101,570 miles of public roads In tbe United States do not include roads in iniii.n Terrltorr. Alaska and tha is land possessions. Tbe mileage of roads does hot include streets or boulevards in Incorporated cities and Tillages. Tha maiorltr of- all the roads in the United States were originally laid out along tbe boundary lines of larms, wltb Uttle regard for drainage, topog raphy and alignment In the eastern states the boundary lines of farms are very Irregular, and consequently many of tbe roads are crooked, and badly lo cated wltb reference to grades. In the middle west, where the land was 1.M nt hv the arovernment the roads follow tbe section lines and in thickly settled communities the quarter sae Hnn lino, fn mmnUlna? these flaurea the aim has been to include only the mileage ot roads actually open ana in use. . Only four states have more than 100,000 miles of roads. Texas stands first, with 121,400 miles; Missouri sec ond, with 108.133: Iowa thud, with 102,448, and .Kansas fourth, with 10L- 100. The District of Columbia bss oniy iai miiaa of road. Rhode Island has 2,301 miles, which Is the smallest mile age of any state. Delaware ass oniy 8,000 and Arizona only 6,087 miles. By comparing the road mileage wltb the areas In square mllea the District of Columbia is round to stana nrsi, it ia mile of road ner souaremlle of area, while Connecticut la highest among the states, witn z.w muea. nhut fai.nd h.a 224 mllea and Penn sylvania 2.21 miles per square mile of area. Arizona baa oniy nve-nanareuui. of a mile, tbe smallest mileage per asmana mil. Ill.h haB alCht-bUndradthS and Wyoming teo-hundredths of is mile per square mile. .Aaanmlne the araM Width Of the rights of way of country roads to the United States to be forty feet tne area of such rights of wsy to 1904 amount ed to 10,481.727 scree. Estimating tba value of this laud on a basts ot ue valuation of farm lands in each state, h .finmlmil. valne ef the rights of way of all the public roads would be 34L8090a A much higher valuation would be amply justified by the fact that to section where tb mileage of roads la great eat the land W cooauier. ably shore tb average to value. nf rt mom mllea of Improved roads to tbe United State Indiana baa tba largeet mileage 2&87T mllea. Ohio baa 2&6C0, Wisconsin 10,633, Kentucky 0,486, wall twenty-aloe states to all have over 1,000 miles of Improved .a. tn .hont two-thirds of the statea gravel to tb moot used agency to Im provement while ta eight states tb m!lars of macadam exceeds that of Of thee states employing special kinds of Improvements to road Call i. i... eai mllea enrfaeed wltb eft. Sooth Carolina baa 1.630 mile of sand clay mixta re roan, aiaryiana aae 250 miles of shell road and Ohio baa brick country roads M00 miles long. The total expenditures for Public road during 1004 from property and t.aaa hoKll la. II Btat Bid fU&da sad tba valttattoa of tb labor expend ed under tb atatoto laoor iawa ea rj thai aiaiaa anrceated S79.77L- iXISI.' Of thla amooat I5331A887J8 was expended trout properry ana pou tax, payable to cash; I19J1&236J0 fKa vain, of the labor "taxes. $330.47053 rasa from bond Issues aad 92407.822-00 was noes araie aj rands. Tb aggregate ebowe that $3T07 waa expended ta 1004 for each mn ef pobOe road. r fixn xor aeca sohabftaat to tb country. Wrenfl Tl mm v. aa, . the era eat bar.1 said tb tenderfoot, "So sea your bees ttfol seme. - Mn.h.ia baaai atrtnstsr Toa. a- renlled AriaoM AL It eat mine." Chicago Record-Oermld. Hard enale. Weary Walker De werlda aO wren Tired Tattera-WoTaoatln youae bowI Weary Walker-Ef fd a bad a ssW wr It Td made all d roads runsM !i A Fable For Critics ii Once there -was an Ox. lie was a fine, hefty Ox, Hs could pull a big load, lie never balked, but always liked" to go straight ahead. But the Ox had enemies. There was the Flea and his whole big Family. "We don't care whether this Ox travels or not," said the Flea and his Folks. ''All we want is some of his blood." Where upon the Fleas eternally pestered tho Ox and gave him That Tired Feeling. . Then there was the Tom Cat and his brothers the .Finally the Ox, pestered constantly with the Fleas and the Felines and the Fistes, got, to looking sickly. He stopped and lay down on hia job, and there was no more going forward for him. KET TO THE SITUATION": The town is the Ox. The Fleas and the Felines and the Fistes are those citizens who criticise every progressive movement and do every-. thing they can in their petty ways to make the Ox quit . pulling in the right direction. M0EAL: Give tha Ox holler, "Git up P tomtit 1 H I f t 1 1 YOUVE 1SED al W M a. ,a r aV, t k - I r aj mm m a . ..! - - 9 A cow'ouncher beneath whose picturesque garb and breezy speech beats the heart of one of natures noblemen-rOi rougn ex terior, but ". a' man's a man for a' that" .His 6tory as told by Henry IVallace Phillips will be printed in this paper. Abounding in stirring adventures and hairbreadth es caDes with a laugh for every minut M P-aubting Thomases. "We don't know whether this Ox is going the right way or not," said the Thomases. "A n y h o w, well scratch his back for him." Whereupon the Felines jumped on the back of the Ox and scratched him for fair, which made the Ox; ex ceedingly sorrowful Then there was the Fiste Pup and his Fellow Fistes a whole litter of Fistes. "We don't care how slow the Ox goes," said the Fistes; "tho slower the merrier for us. All we want ia to lag behind him and bite his Tail." Whereupon the Fistes snapped con tinually at the Tail of the Ox, which gave the Ox a mighty monrnfulness. a chance to pull. Everybody Y If M'J H I I U M iy HEARD OF ' ii , , , . For that Dandruff There is one thing that will cure it Ayer's Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had r tn disappear. - A healthy scalp means a great deal to you healthy hair, no dan druff.no pimples,no eruptions. Ttovetktadof atoettmoBJai i "8. . lor over eixtr yeara.". i kUd.br J C. A,er Co., LoireU, KM. AlHVBUIKWIItraSI ' SARSAPASUUL ' PIUS. ' CUtUBY PECTORAL. yers .. a . Headaches! This time of the year are signals of warning. z y.qI i '5umUom- Dound now. It mav avs you a spell of fe ver. It will regulate your bowels, set your liver right, and cure your indication.' i An honest medici. . J MEBANE. I N. C. NORTH CAROLINA FARMERS Need a North Carolina Farm 'CV";.:: Vaper. o.-; One adapd to North Carolina climate, soils and oonditiono, made by Tar U-Me and fr Tar Heels -and At ..be same time as -ide awake as any in Kentucky or Kamchatka, 8uch a paper is The Prcorisive Fanner RALEIGH. N. C. - Kditd by CLARESca H Pox.l witn fr. w. u. Buraett "et or u. A. & M. College, and Direetur B. W. 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The Alamance Gleaner (Graham, N.C.)
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Dec. 19, 1907, edition 1
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